i'm awkward. you're gorgeous

Sep 23
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

Sep 23

probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

Sep 23

The Amercian school system.

Sep 23

kanyes-wife:

every single scene from this show is on tumblr

Sep 22

so-very-cool:

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

image

People, this is a  pizza pizza! How can anyone not want this on their blog

Sep 22

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

Sep 22
kinda-vintage:

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???
HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

kinda-vintage:

pinkcatsy:

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???

HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??

I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

Sep 22

betterdeadthancoward:

capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

The Office in real life

Sep 22

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

Sep 22

sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me

Sep 22
Sep 22

Aerial | Baptise Debombourg.

Shattering glass flooding into a room of Brauweiler Abbey in Germany.

Sep 22

I was crying when I read this

  • Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
  • Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
  • Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interrupting bastard.
  • Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
  • Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
Sep 22

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

Sep 22

santanist:

when humor bloggers reblog normal pictures of things i sit and stare for the longest time ever trying to figure out what the joke is before i realize that its just a picture