i'm awkward. you're gorgeous

Jul 26

Veronica Roth writing "Allegiant."

  • John Green: *emerges from darkness*
  • John Green: *leans over her shoulder*
  • John Green: [whispers] shes got to go
  • John Green: *recedes into shadows*
  • Veronica Roth:
  • Veronica Roth: ok john green
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Anyone can stand in front of a target it doesn’t prove anything.

Jul 26
Jul 25

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

Jul 25

supersaiyansolar:

never-a-clever-username:

fandom-weirdo1:

kateinator359:

noctuj:

i-dont-know-what-fandom-im-in:

cheezzpanda:

I’ve got a lot of free time so

EVERY PERSON who reblogs this will get a gif that corresponds to their url in their submit thingy. 

every person. 

no, like, every person. 

I WANT IT

i’d like to see you try, man

SHE DID IT

Try me.

Its got over 117,000 notes.  Let’s see if it works!

Hmmmm…

Jul 25

itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

Jul 25

magalomania:

edprinzawesome:

his face……

The man just wants to feel cute. He doesn’t understand the laughter.

Jul 25

Mischief Managed. Nox.

Potter!

Jul 25

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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Jul 25
Jul 25
wholocked-in-221-b:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

PERFECT!

wholocked-in-221-b:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

PERFECT!